The Queendom of Ice Moon is a small, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The devout population of 36 million Ice Moonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 13.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Ice Moonian economy, worth 1.67 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,415 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, group hugs break out during floor votes, refugees without a PhD are sent back to where they came from, and the dance skills of Leader are said to be almost as subversive as their politics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ice Moon's national animal is the Snow Fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ice Moon is ranked 174,705^th in the world and 600^th in Concord for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,470.81 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.